I specialize in bird law

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Kinda wanna have sex

Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours

Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas 

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Straight haired person: Just comb it!
Curly haired person:
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The day bow bow song u kno Day bow bow chick chicka chickaaaaaaa

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Andy Dwyer Presents: D.C. 101 with Professor Andrew Dwyer (x)


television at its finest

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